upper\ decker

upper\ decker
1. (upper decker) (3040↑, 319↓)
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy\!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker

2. (upper decker) (872↑, 222↓)
Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.

"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker" "Dude\!\! You shit in my toilet" -\> "Where else did you want me to go?" -\> "Not in the top part you fuck\!\!"

3. (upper decker) (548↑, 137↓)
While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.

The upper decker was rejoiced by all who were present.

4. (upper decker) (491↑, 108↓)
The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.

When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.

5. (upper decker) (299↑, 112↓)
The act of removing the upper lid to a home toilet. leaving an imense amount of defacation inside. the next customer will go and then flush your shit into the bowl, repeatedly.

while in ohio, the clarion hotel wouldnt give us a room because we werent 21, so ryan anson gave them an upper decker

6. (upper decker) (162↑, 36↓)
To take a crap in the tank of someone's toilet and not flush afterwards. When the next person flushes your crap comes rushing into the bowl all broken apart. A lot will clog in the top. This is mean.

It was my last day of work, and a friday to boot...so I left an upper-decker in the men's room.

7. (upper decker) (136↑, 44↓)
To take a crap in the top section of one's toilet so that when it is flushed, poo water flows back into the bowl.

Every a-hole deserves an upper decker\!

8. (upper decker) (70↑, 24↓)
The act of removing the lid off the back part of a toilet and pooping in it. Poop comes in the bowl over time after flushes. Usually done at big parties that have gone wrong.

The host of that party was so horrible that Andre couldn't resist pulling an upper decker before we left.

9. (Upper Decker) (48↑, 7↓)
A toilet prank, whereby someone defecates in the refill tank (water closet), causing each additional flush to deliver brown, poopy water into the bowl.

Jim was being such a jerk at his party, so I went upstairs to his bathroom and dropped an upper decker in his toilet.

10. (upper decker) (59↑, 23↓)
the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

11. (Upper Decker) (41↑, 11↓)
When attending a persons home of who you dislike, take a shit in the toliet tank instead of the bowl. This is by far going out of the park and into the upperdeck where it will not be known until long after you depart their house.

When your wife makes you go to her boss's party who you would like to kill, go to the bathroom and leave him an Upper Decker and you'll know who the joke is really on.

12. (Upper Decker) (44↑, 22↓)
When you take a crap in the tank of someones toilet instead of the bowl. Most often done to a sworn enemy or to your best friend.

I pinched one off in the upper deck. He'll have fun cleaning that out\!

13. (Upper Decker) (32↑, 11↓)
The act of shitting into the tank (or upper portion) of a toilet. Done as a prank, it results in at least four foul flushes (also known as a "3-F qualifier") afterwards.

"Man, I'm gonna fucking puke." "Dude, how come?" "Man, someone dropped an upper decker in the toilet, and the water splashed my ass and sack." "Dude, that sucks." "Man, I think I got a piece of corn stuck to my sack\!"

14. (Upper Decker) (25↑, 8↓)
When someone poops in the top part of a toilet, (the part that you have to take the top off) so when someone else goes to the bathroom and flushes the toilet instead of clean water coming in and filling the toilet, shit water comes in. This is done as a pratical joke, usually done at parties.

Guy 1:Hey I just did that Upper Decker in the toilet upstairs and Jennifer went in there. Guy 2:Hahahah, what'd she do when she came out? Guy 1:I don't know, she's still in there\!

15. (upper decker) (17↑, 6↓)
the act of deficating in the water tank of someones restroom, so when they flush, out comes muddy madness

i just left an upper decker in that starbucks bathroom\!

16. (upper decker) (27↑, 19↓)
To take a shit in the top of the toilet, therefore when the toilet is flushed, brown water washes the poop down.

"That fuckin bitch wouldn't blow me so I am going to leave her an upper decker"

17. (Upper Decker) (13↑, 7↓)
When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.

Aw, man\! Someone pulled an upper decker\!

18. (upper decker) (18↑, 12↓)
take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)

Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.

19. (Upper Decker) (6↑, 1↓)
Step 1) Make sure nobody's around. Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet. Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor. Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you. Step 5) Wipe your ass. Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine. Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet. Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed. Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible. Step 10) Mission accomplished.

Plumber: It looks like you have feces in your toilet's tank. Victim: It must have been an upper decker. Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there\!

20. (upper decker) (5↑, 4↓)
Besides the common definition... A behemoth, often coiling, mass of stool that grows and grows until finally reaching above the water level of a toilet bowl. Known to be associated with binge eating. Kind of like one of those underwater volcanoes that breaks the ocean surface.

I had the munchies so bad all weekend, btw do you have a plunger I took an upper decker in your shitter and it's backed up.

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21. (upper decker) (87↑, 86↓)
A long home run ball hit into the upper seats of a baseball stadium.

After I caught an upper decker at Busch Stadium, I went to Dan's house where I left a beefy sewer pickle in the tank of his toilet.

22. (upper decker) (22↑, 23↓)
the act of pooping, in th top resiviour part some someone elses toilet.

I just gave Bills toilet an upper decker.

23. (upper decker) (16↑, 17↓)
A modification on the "classic" upper decker. In a public toilet setting (where there are no tanks/commodes), you improvise and shit in the urinal.

When Hank got fired from his job, he pulled an upper decker in the company bathroom.

24. (upper decker) (17↑, 19↓)
When you have a massive deuce that must come out when your at a big party. You remove the top lid to the toilet, and release all the poo into it. When done, put the lid back on, and walk out like nothing happened.

I just put an upper decker in her toilet, HAHA\! There gonna be lookin for that upper decker for weeks,HAHA\!

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25. (Upper Decker) (0↑, 3↓)
The Act of taking a shit in the Upper Tank of the toilet as a prank.

I JUST LEFT THEM A UPPER DECKER\!\!\!

26. (upper decker) (24↑, 43↓)
Unleashing the biggest load of crap in the top portion of the toilet.

"I wasn't able to get a beer at this party, so I took it upon myself to give him an upper decker in the toilet".

27. (upper decker) (4↑, 84↓)
to leave a nice steaming terd on the toilet seat, enhancing the savory odor for the next user of the john; especially irritating to females, dudes not so much. Not to be confused with a [Back Door Bandit] which involves removing the lid of the reservoir tank and much better balance

eww, gross\!\!\! some fuckwad left a upper decker in there\!\!\!\!\! take me somewhere to tinkle, dammit\!\!

28. (upper decker) (18↑, 206↓)
To put toilet paper over someone elses poo when the toilet is clogged and then take a shit on top of the original poo.

I shit on eric's poo because he clogged the toilet and there was nowhere else to go.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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